I went on a diet, swore off drinking, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

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"I drink to forget I drink."

- Joe E. Lewis

Adversity

"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."

- Joe E. Lewis

Belief in Self

"I always wake up at the crack of ice."

- Joe E. Lewis

Originality

"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty."

- Joe E. Lewis

Boldness

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"Beauty is not about physical perfection, but about authenticity and confidence."

- Beauty and the Beast

Self-awareness

"Beauty is found in the unique qualities that make us who we are."

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Self-awareness

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

- Lily Tomlin

Self-awareness

"Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears."

- Laird Hamilton

Self-awareness

"True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less."

Self-awareness