"Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen."

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"Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January."

- Jim Gaffigan

Love

"Without Valentine’s Day, February would be...well, January."

- Jim Gaffigan

Love

"Without Valentine's Day, February would be...well, January."

- Jim Gaffigan

Love

"Summer vacation does kind of set up an adulthood of disappointment. That first job, you’re like, ‘I have to go to work in July? What is this, Russia?’"

- Jim Gaffigan

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"Halloween is just finals week for parents."

- Jim Gaffigan

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"Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance."

- Anne Lamott

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"Tuesdays are for chasing rainbows and dancing in the rain."

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"You have turned for me my mourning into dancing; you have loosed my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness."

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"Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!"

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"The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays."

- W. C. Jones

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