“My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law.”
"Love is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Love
"You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Love
"Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic: you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Love
"I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Awareness
"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Awareness
"In loving someone as they are, we open ourselves to the possibility of true happiness."
- Beauty and the Beast
Happiness
"Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get."
- W. P. Kinsella
Happiness
"You’re only one workout away from a good mood."
- Health Coach Maria Marlowe
Happiness
"Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!"
- Kate Summers
Happiness
"Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss."
- S. O’ Sade
Happiness