“My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.”
"Love is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Love
"You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Love
"Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic: you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Love
"I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Awareness
"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Awareness
"When you change your thoughts, remember to also change your world."
- Norman Vincent Peale
Change
"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
- Anaïs Nin
Change
"Do not stop thinking of life as an adventure. You have no security unless you can live bravely, excitingly, imaginatively; unless you can choose a challenge instead of competence."
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Change
"The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes."
- William James
Change
"If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one."
- Dolly Parton
Change