“"You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, 'See if you can blow this out.'" ―Jerry Seinfeld”
"Love is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Love
"You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Love
"Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic: you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Love
"I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Awareness
"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Awareness
"Be a positive energy trampoline—absorb what you need and rebound more back."
- Dave Carolan
Positivity
"Surround yourself with positive messages!"
Positivity
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
- Winnie the Pooh
Positivity
"Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day."
- Dalai Lama
Positivity
"If you’re not positive energy, you’re negative energy."
- Mark Cuban
Positivity