Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

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"Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners."

- Fred Allen

Teamwork

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

- Fred Allen

Ambition

"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."

- Fred Allen

Education

"The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion."

- Fred Allen

Achievement

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"Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today."

- Will Rogers

Reflection

"Life is like a sewer … what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

- Tom Lehrer

Reflection

"I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done."

- Lucille Ball

Reflection

"Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know."

- Pema Chodron

Reflection

"Happy Tuesday! It is a good day to reflect on the week so far and spread happiness."

Reflection