Fred Allen

"Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners."

- Fred Allen

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

- Fred Allen

"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."

- Fred Allen

"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."

- Fred Allen

"The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion."

- Fred Allen