Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.

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"Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one."

- Fran Lebowitz

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"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."

- Fran Lebowitz

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"Think before you speak. Read before you think."

- Fran Lebowitz

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"You’re only as good as your last haircut."

- Fran Lebowitz

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"Thirty is, after all, the new twenty, unless you are too young to understand this joke in which case it's the old forty-five."

- Fran Lebowitz

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"She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"We should never judge someone based on their appearance."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"Beauty and ugliness are merely subjective labels. What matters is who we are inside."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"When we see beyond appearances, we discover the true essence of a person."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"Worry is a misuse of imagination."

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