Easter is the only time when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.

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"Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."

- Evan Esar

Awareness

"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."

- Evan Esar

Hope

"Character is what you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose."

- Evan Esar

Integrity

"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it."

- Evan Esar

Hard Work

"You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile."

- Evan Esar

Positivity

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"Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance."

- Anne Lamott

Joy

"Tuesdays are for chasing rainbows and dancing in the rain."

Joy

"You have turned for me my mourning into dancing; you have loosed my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness."

Joy

"Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!"

Joy

"The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays."

- W. C. Jones

Joy