Evan Esar

"Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."

- Evan Esar

"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."

- Evan Esar

"Character is what you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose."

- Evan Esar

"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it."

- Evan Esar

"You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile."

- Evan Esar

"Spring is the time of year when it is too late for the snow to do any good, and too early for the grass to grow."

- Evan Esar

"A vacation is like love – anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia."

- Evan Esar

"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."

- Evan Esar

"Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space."

- Evan Esar

"Easter is the only time when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket."

- Evan Esar

"You can’t judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him."

- Evan Esar