11 quotes
"Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."
- Evan Esar
Awareness
"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."
- Evan Esar
Hope
"Character is what you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose."
- Evan Esar
Integrity
"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it."
- Evan Esar
Hard Work
"You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile."
- Evan Esar
Positivity
"Spring is the time of year when it is too late for the snow to do any good, and too early for the grass to grow."
- Evan Esar
Change
"A vacation is like love – anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia."
- Evan Esar
Reflection
"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."
- Evan Esar
Reflection
"Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space."
- Evan Esar
Family
"Easter is the only time when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket."
- Evan Esar
Joy
"You can’t judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him."
- Evan Esar
Philosophy