The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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"The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once."

- E. Joseph Cossman

Love

"The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep."

- E. Joseph Cossman

Hope

"The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night’s sleep."

- E. Joseph Cossman

Hope

"The greatest power is often simple patience."

- E. Joseph Cossman

Strength

"If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today."

- E. Joseph Cossman

Reflection

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"We cannot control who we fall in love with, but we can choose how we treat them."

- Beauty and the Beast

Relationships

"I think it takes a strong man to be in a relationship with a strong woman. A lot of people hear the word ‘diva’ and think of it as a negative. I see it as a positive. I want somebody who knows what they want out of life and isn’t afraid to show it."

- Nick Cannon

Relationships

"It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s gathered around it."

Relationships

"As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December’s bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same."

- Donald E. Westlake

Relationships

"A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright."

- Lucille Ball

Relationships