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"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

- Dwight Schrute

Wisdom

"If there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most."

- Dwight Schrute

Love

"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing."

- Dwight Schrute

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"Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's."

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"I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me."

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"I dwell in possibility."

- Emily Dickinson

Imagination

"They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream by night."

- Edgar Allan Poe

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"Every possibility begins with the courage to imagine."

- Mary Anne Radmacher

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""Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions.""

- Albert Einstein

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"Why, sometimes I’ve believed six impossible things before breakfast."

- Alice in Wonderland

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