Congratulations on your one cousin. I have seventy, each one better than the last!

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"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

- Dwight Schrute

Wisdom

"If there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most."

- Dwight Schrute

Love

"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing."

- Dwight Schrute

Wisdom

"Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's."

- Dwight Schrute

Resilience

"I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me."

- Dwight Schrute

Courage

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"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. The slogan ‘Press On’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."

- Calvin Coolidge

Persistence

"I have stood on a mountain of no’s for one yes."

- Barbara Elaine Smith

Persistence

"First, forget inspiration. Habit is more dependable. Habit will sustain you whether you’re inspired or not. Habit will help you finish and polish your stories. Inspiration won’t. Habit is persistence in practice."

- Octavia Butler

Persistence

"A dragonfly's journey is proof that persistence carves canyons from cliffs"

Persistence

"Persistence pays off, buzz on like the dragonfly"

Persistence