“People say, ‘oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace.’ Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.”
"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
- Dwight Schrute
Wisdom
"If there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most."
- Dwight Schrute
Love
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing."
- Dwight Schrute
Wisdom
"Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's."
- Dwight Schrute
Resilience
"I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me."
- Dwight Schrute
Courage
"It is not what you look like on the outside, but what you are on the inside that counts."
- Beauty and the Beast
Belief
"It is the heart that makes a person beautiful, not the outward appearance."
- Beauty and the Beast
Belief
"The mind is everything. What you think you become."
- Buddha
Belief
"It’s not always possible to do what we want to do, but it’s important to believe in something before you actually do it."
- Might Guy
Belief
"Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it."
- Josephus Daniels
Belief