“Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision.”
"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
- Dwight Schrute
Wisdom
"If there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most."
- Dwight Schrute
Love
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing."
- Dwight Schrute
Wisdom
"Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's."
- Dwight Schrute
Resilience
"I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me."
- Dwight Schrute
Courage
"We are all capable of change, both in our actions and our hearts."
- Beauty and the Beast
Personal Growth
"When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too."
- Paulo Coelho
Personal Growth
"If the decisions you make about where you invest your blood, sweat, and tears are not consistent with the person you aspire to be, you’ll never become that person."
- Clayton M. Christensen
Personal Growth
"I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself."
- Arianna Huffington
Personal Growth
"The two most important days in your life are the day you’re born and the day you find out why."
- Mark Twain
Personal Growth