To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this. Maybe they have something against living forever.

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"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

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"If there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most."

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"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing."

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"Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's."

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"I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me."

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