The Civil War history industry has conveniently forgotten about the battle of Schrute Farms. Whatever. I’m over it. It’s just grossly irresponsible.

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"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

- Dwight Schrute

Wisdom

"If there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most."

- Dwight Schrute

Love

"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing."

- Dwight Schrute

Wisdom

"Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's."

- Dwight Schrute

Resilience

"I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me."

- Dwight Schrute

Courage

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"She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"We should never judge someone based on their appearance."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"Beauty and ugliness are merely subjective labels. What matters is who we are inside."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"When we see beyond appearances, we discover the true essence of a person."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"Worry is a misuse of imagination."

Awareness