“Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!”
"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
- Dwight Schrute
Wisdom
"If there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most."
- Dwight Schrute
Love
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing."
- Dwight Schrute
Wisdom
"Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's."
- Dwight Schrute
Resilience
"I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me."
- Dwight Schrute
Courage
"The worth of a person lies in their character, not in their looks."
- Beauty and the Beast
Integrity
"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Integrity
"Be content to act, and leave the talking to others."
- Baltasar Gracian
Integrity
"Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t care."
- Hachiman Hikigaya
Integrity
"What is right? What is wrong? In this mixed up world, deciding what is right and wrong is not easy. You can’t just go by somebody else’s rules. If you let yourself be controlled like that, you’ll just become a puppet that can’t make decisions on its own. You have to live by your rules."
- Gintoki Sakata
Integrity