I'm always announcing my retirement. I'm still not retired.

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"To me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing."

- Dick van Dyke

Happiness

"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."

- Dick van Dyke

Leadership

"Just knowing you don’t have the answers is a recipe for humility, openness, acceptance, forgiveness, and an eagerness to learn – and those are all good things."

- Dick van Dyke

Forgiveness

""Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.""

- Dick van Dyke

Wisdom

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"When you change your thoughts, remember to also change your world."

- Norman Vincent Peale

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"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."

- Anaïs Nin

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"Do not stop thinking of life as an adventure. You have no security unless you can live bravely, excitingly, imaginatively; unless you can choose a challenge instead of competence."

- Eleanor Roosevelt

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"The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes."

- William James

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"If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one."

- Dolly Parton

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