"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."

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"To me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing."

- Dick van Dyke

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"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."

- Dick van Dyke

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"Just knowing you don’t have the answers is a recipe for humility, openness, acceptance, forgiveness, and an eagerness to learn – and those are all good things."

- Dick van Dyke

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"I'm always announcing my retirement. I'm still not retired."

- Dick van Dyke

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"It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent."

- Charlie Munger

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"So be careful to live your life wisely, not foolishly."

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"In old age is wisdom; understanding in a long life."

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"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases."

- Bridger Winegar

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"Until the lion tells his side of the story, the tale of the hunt will always glorify the hunter."

- Zimbabwean Proverb

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