I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

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"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."

- Dean Martin

Self-awareness

"If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt."

- Dean Martin

Responsibility

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."

- Dean Martin

Responsibility

"Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? In the lane, snow is glistening."

- Dean Martin

Joy

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"She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"We should never judge someone based on their appearance."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"Beauty and ugliness are merely subjective labels. What matters is who we are inside."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"When we see beyond appearances, we discover the true essence of a person."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"Worry is a misuse of imagination."

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