Dean Martin

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

- Dean Martin

"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."

- Dean Martin

"If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt."

- Dean Martin

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."

- Dean Martin

"Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? In the lane, snow is glistening."

- Dean Martin