Flowers are for two things, Ms. Jones. Dead people and dead marriages.

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"[On Facebook] That’s just for grandparents and r*cist now"

- Barbara

Awareness

"[On whether she likes football] Um, I prefer rugby. There’s just more grown men throwing other grown men into the air like children. And blood. Which is nice."

- Barbara

Balance

"[On wearing a outfit with the ‘Juicy” logo on] I like clothes that tell the truth."

- Barbara

Integrity

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"Beauty is a gentle and loving heart."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"There is no greater beauty than kindness and compassion."

- Beauty and the Beast

Compassion

"Selflessness is the most beautiful trait one can possess."

- Beauty and the Beast

Compassion

"A kind heart can bring light to the darkest of places."

- Beauty and the Beast

Compassion

"In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us."

- Flora Edwards

Compassion