“[On whether she likes football] Um, I prefer rugby. There’s just more grown men throwing other grown men into the air like children. And blood. Which is nice.”
"[On Facebook] That’s just for grandparents and r*cist now"
- Barbara
Awareness
"Flowers are for two things, Ms. Jones. Dead people and dead marriages."
- Barbara
Compassion
"[On wearing a outfit with the ‘Juicy” logo on] I like clothes that tell the truth."
- Barbara
Integrity
"There is beauty in the Beast, just as there is darkness in the most perfect human."
- Beauty and the Beast
Balance
"When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails). Take a break. You will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break."
- Catherine Pulsifer
Balance
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
- Albert Einstein
Balance
"Make your Tuesday as productive as possible, but don’t forget to enjoy the journey."
Balance
"You can’t always hold on to the things that are important. By letting them go we gain something else."
- Kunio Yaobi
Balance