Positivity Quotes

""You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." —Ogden Nash"

- Ogden Nash

""A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age." —Robert Frost"

- Robert Frost

""Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed." —Arthur Schopenhauer"

- Arthur Schopenhauer

""We don’t grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old." —Ralph Waldo Emerson"

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

""You know you’ve aged when you read events you lived in a history book." ―Will Ferrell"

- Will Ferrell

"It’s your birthday! You're now a year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids to get off his lawn."

"Happy Birthday, old man. So glad you're still alive and cake-ing!"

"If anyone calls you old this birthday, don't worry about it. Just hit him with your cane and throw your dentures at him."

"Don't think of it as aging, think of it as leveling up. Congratulations and here's to a great year ahead!"

"I've already alerted the fire department, so go ahead and light the candles on your cake."

"The best part of being older is that you did most of your stupid stuff before social media. Cheers to another trip around the sun!"

"Happy Birthday, big guy! Don't forget to iron the wrinkles out of that birthday suit."

"If it's any consolation, in whiskey years you're just getting tastier. Happy birthday!"

"Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday!"

"Did you know women get smarter and more fabulous with age? Happy birthday!"

"The secret to staying young is make-up—make-up an age, then stick with it."

"Is it hot in here? Must be all the candles on your birthday cake."

"How do two pickle friends celebrate each other? They _relish_ their birthdays, of course."

"Happy birthday to one of the only people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder."

"Don't think of them as gray hairs. Think of them as strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head."

"This birthday, just remember: there's absolutely no shame in the Botox game."

"One minute, you’re young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. Which one is yours?"

"You don’t look a day over 20. From a distance. With my eyes squinted. Happy birthday, bestie!"

"For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was absolutely wonderful, but then I remembered you already have me."

"Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and cheese. You just get better with age, lady!"

"On your birthday, keep this in mind... you only look as old as your last selfie."

"It’s your (birthday) party and you’ll cry if you want to, though I don’t recommend it. We'll be taking loads of pics tonight and you don't want to streak your mascara."

"Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday, rock star!"

"Happy Birthday, queen! You definitely don’t look a day older than the age you tell people you are."

"You know, you've just turned the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make a few more more."