Love Quotes

""Mom says I’m her best investment; I told her to stop charging interest on my allowance.""

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""A mother-son relationship is built on trust—and her always checking my phone.""

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""Son: ‘Can I borrow $20?’ Mom: ‘Am I a bank?’ Son: ‘You said you have interest in my life!’""

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""Moms: the only people who can turn ‘I love you’ into ‘Did you clean your room?’""

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""Mom’s idea of bonding is binge-watching her favorite show while I pretend I enjoy it too.""

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""My mom told me to dream big, but she didn’t mean buying every flavor of chips at once.""

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""Mother-son love is all about compromise: I agree to clean my room, and she agrees to remind me every five minutes.""

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""Mom: the original multitasker, flipping pancakes while flipping out about the mess I made.""

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""I told my mom I wanted space; she replied, 'Sure, how much closet space do you need?'""

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""The bond between a mother and son is tight—like her grip on the remote when her favorite show is on.""

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""I told my mom I’d clean my room. She said, 'Oh great, should I alert the press?'""

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""My mom doesn’t have favorites, but let’s just say my siblings call me the 'golden child.'""

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""When my mom says, 'We need to talk,' what she really means is, 'You need to listen.' ""

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""I told my mom I’d clean my room tomorrow; she replied, 'Let me guess, is this like tomorrow when pigs fly?'""

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""Behind every great man is his mother saying, 'I told you to bring a jacket.'""

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""I call my mom ‘Google’ because she has all the answers—and some I didn’t ask for.""

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""A mother’s superpower is making her son’s life decisions…without consulting him first.""

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""Moms don’t need a GPS. They already know you’re going the wrong way.""

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""The mother-son bond is so strong, she’ll remind you of that one time you cried at age five…forever.""

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""When my mom says, 'Do whatever you want,' it’s a trap. Abort mission immediately.""

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""No matter how old I get, I’ll never be old enough to win an argument with my mom.""

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""They say no one loves you like your mom, except maybe Amazon when she’s shopping for you.""

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""Mom: the only person who can brag about you and scold you in the same sentence.""

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""A mother’s love is unconditional, except when you eat her last piece of cake.""

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""Mom’s idea of bonding? Teaching me how to fold laundry…badly.""

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""If my mom had a choice between me and chocolate, I’d like to think I’d win. Probably.""

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""My mom calls me her pride and joy. That’s code for ‘Can you fix my Wi-Fi?’""

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""Moms always say, 'You’ll thank me one day,' but I’m still waiting for the moment to arrive.""

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""Motherhood is the art of convincing your son that broccoli is delicious.""

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""My mom says I’m her favorite child, but she only says that when I empty the dishwasher.""

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