Happiness Quotes

"“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”"

- Charles Dickens

"The place to be happy is here. The time to be happy is now. The way to be happy is to make others so."

- Robert G. Ingersoll

"“Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.”"

- A.D. Posey

"I love to cook comfort food. I’ll make fish and vegetables or meat and vegetables and potatoes or rice. The ritual of it is fun for me, and the creativity of it."

- Reese Witherspoon

"Gastronomy is the art of using food to create happiness."

- Theodore Zeldin

"Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride."

- Anthony Bourdain

"Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for peace and contentment and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself."

- Og Mandino

"Happiness doesn’t depend on outward conditions. It depends on inner conditions."

- Dale Carnegie

"I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket."

- Kevin Malone

"Happiness isn’t something that depends on our surroundings; it’s something we make inside ourselves."

- Corrie ten Boom

"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs."

- Kevin Malone

"I don't care what they say about me, I just wanna eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party."

- Pam Beesly

"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."

- Lewis Black

"He who laughs, lasts."

- Proverb

"I sincerely hope your Christmas ... may abound in the gaieties which the season generally brings."

- Jane Austen

"“The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood.”"

- Richard Paul Evans

"“Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.”"

- Mo Rocca

"“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”"

- Phyllis Diller

"“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”"

- Andy Borowitz

"“There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.”"

- Dan Florence

"“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”"

- Victor Borge

"Sending you sunshine and smiles for a delightful afternoon that brightens up your day."

"Hope this afternoon brings you joy, laughter, and everything you love, my dear friend."

"Good afternoon! May your day be filled with sunshine and smiles."

"The rich aroma of coffee never fails to make an afternoon feel more welcoming."

"Find happiness in simple pleasures and enjoy this easier pace."

"Afternoons are like a slice of pizza - they make everything better. Take a bite and savor the deliciousness. Good afternoon, pizza lover!"

"Coffee is a hug in a mug"

"Friday just called – she’ll be here tomorrow, and she’s bringing the wine."

"This Thursday, make it a point to be around people who make you happy and do things that make you feel alive."