Happiness Quotes

"If you’re reading this... Congratulations, you’re alive. If that’s not something to smile about, then I don’t know what is."

- Chad Sugg

"When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky."

- Buddha

"We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves."

- Buddha

"Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have."

- Buddha

"If with a pure mind a person speaks or acts, happiness follows him like his never-departing shadow."

- Buddha

"Whatever is not yours: let go of it. Your letting go of it will be for your long-term happiness & benefit."

- Buddha

"Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are. It solely relies on what you think."

- Buddha

"Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared."

- Buddha

"Bringing happiness, one haircut at a time."

- Lee Stafford

"A great haircut has the power to change your day, your outlook, and sometimes, your life."

- Rita Hazan

"Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays."

- Rebecca Gober

"Mondays are the potholes in the road of life."

- Tom Wilson

"It's just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. 'Cause that's my fun day. My I don't have to run day."

- The Bangles

"So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership."

- Julio Alexi Genao

"There isn't a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday."

- Anton Chekhov

"If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays!"

- John Wagner

"The Hamptons are filled with people who are winners Monday through Friday."

- Jerry Della Femina

"You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. It has a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish."

- Ted Lasso

"I feel like we fell out of the lucky tree and hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool of cash and Sour Patch Kids."

- Ted Lasso

"Ice cream is the best. It's kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live. Never disappoints."

- Ted Lasso

"The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning"

- Pele

"Fresh haircuts are the ultimate mood boosters."

"My barber is a great salesman; he even convinced me my hair is still there!"

"I told my barber to surprise me. I fell asleep in the chair. Woke up surprised indeed!"

"I’m not saying my barber is slow, but he takes an hour to cut my hair and I’m bald!"

"Going bald? I just tell my barber to make it look like the hair left my head out of respect."

"My barber got a new job cutting grass at the park. Guess he just wanted to keep working in short cuts."

"If your day is bad, remember it could be worse—you could be bald and have just paid for a bad haircut."

"I don’t always go to the barber, but when I do, I make sure he cuts someone else’s hair on me."

"Volleyball is my happy place."