Happiness Quotes

"When life is giving you lemons, squirt somebody in the eye."

- Cathy Guisewite

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

- Oscar Wilde

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."

- Oscar Wilde

"I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host."

- Dorothy Parker

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

- Benjamin Franklin

"Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka."

- Jim Butcher

"If you can do what you do best and be happy, you're further along in life than most people."

- Leonardo DiCaprio

"Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable."

- G.K. Chesterton

"Not drinking makes me a lot happier."

- Naomi Campbell

"The healthiest response to life is joy."

- Deepak Chopra

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life."

- John Lennon

"Happiness is the feeling that power increases — that resistance is being overcome."

- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder."

- Henry David Thoreau

"I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive."

- Joan Rivers

""Hawaii is the only place I know where they lay flowers on you while you are alive.""

- Will Rogers

""I would rather live one day in Maui than one month in New York.""

- Charles Lindbergh

"People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world."

"Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person, but then I laugh and continue my day."

"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."

"My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks."

"Be happy. It drives people crazy."

"I always say 'Morning' Instead of 'good morning' Because if it was a good morning, I would still be in bed and not talking to people."

"Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams."

"People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world."

"Less monday, more coffee."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

- Anonymous

"On a Hawaiian beach, time slows down and happiness washes over you like a gentle wave."

"Hawaii's beaches are a playground for the soul, where laughter echoes with the waves."

"Happiness is a Hawaiian beach, a good book, and a ukulele serenade."

"Let the Hawaiian sunset paint your soul with hues of hope and happiness."