Happiness Quotes

"Wishing you a wine-derful birthday filled with lots of laughs and a little bubbly!"

"What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music."

"Dad, no matter how old you get, you’ll always be my superhero, just with a bit more dad jokes! Happy birthday!"

"Happy birthday, Dad! Here’s to another year of you pretending to understand technology!"

"They say wisdom comes with age. Well, Dad, you must be the wisest person I know… or just the most experienced at napping!"

"Dad, you’re not old; you’re a classic! Have a vintage birthday filled with joy and laughter!"

"Happy birthday, Dad! Thanks for teaching me that socks and sandals are a fashion statement… or at least a statement!"

"They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, so I guess that’s why I’m so darn funny! Thanks for the genes, Dad! Happy birthday!"

"Happy birthday, Dad! May your dad jokes be as cringe-worthy as ever, and your barbecue skills be unmatched!"

"I have a really good airplane joke I want to share, but I think it might go over your head… get it? I hope you have a great birthday!"

"Mom, you’re not getting older; you’re just increasing in value! Happy birthday to the queen of our hearts!"

"Happy birthday, Mom! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your smiles and your gray hairs by your golden memories!"

"Mom, you’re like a fine wine – you only get better with age! Cheers to you on your special day!"

"Here’s to the woman who taught me that laughter is the best medicine… especially when it comes to embarrassing family stories! Happy birthday, Mom!"

"Mom, you’re the glue that holds our family together… and the duct tape that keeps us from falling apart! Happy birthday!"

"Having me as your son is the greatest gift you could wish for. Happy Birthday!"

"Happy Birthday. You’re as old as you are brilliant. Which is both good news and bad."

"Another year, another reason to remind you that you’re stuck with me for life, mom. Happy Birthday."

"Happy birthday to my partner in crime! May our antics be legendary and our bail money non-existent!"

"Friends are like fine wine – they only get better with age… and a few more crazy stories! Cheers to you on your birthday!"

"Another year older, another reason to celebrate! Let’s party like it’s your birthday… because it is!"

"Happy birthday, buddy! Here’s to you on your special day – may your jokes be funny and your cake be extra sweet!"

"Friend, you’re not getting older; you’re just upgrading to a newer version of awesome! Have a fantastic birthday!"

"Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!"

"Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!"

"Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!"

"I can’t figure out if life is passing us by or trying to run us over. Happy Birthday!"

"Remember to smile awkwardly as everyone sings ‘happy birthday’ to you."

"Happy birthday to the person who is always there to help me draft a risky text."

"Because it’s your birthday, I’ll share my fries with you. I hope you have the best birthday yet."