Boldness Quotes

"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty."

- Joe E. Lewis

"If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!"

- Adolf Hitler

"When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad, I’m better."

- Mae West

"Apparently, when you head a football, you lose brain cells, but it doesn’t bother me. I’m a horse. No one’s proved it yet have they?"

- David May

"He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle, and he doesn’t score many goals. Apart from that he’s alright."

- George Best on David Beckham

"Don't change to fit the fashion. Change the fashion to fit you."

- Iris Apfel

"She was a wild one; always stomping on eggshells that everyone else tip-toed on."

- Kaitlin Foster

"Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple."

- Regina Brett

"I love catching people in the act. That’s why I always whip open doors."

- Dwight Schrute

"Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"

- Dwight Schrute

"Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"

- Dwight Schrute

"You couldn’t handle my undivided attention."

- Dwight Schrute

"Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now. Check-out time is never."

- Dwight Schrute

"Today, smoking is gonna save lives."

- Dwight Schrute

"Be groovy, or leave, man."

- Bob Dylan

"If the trout are lost, smash the state."

- Thomas McGuane

"She's mad, but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire."

- Charles Bukowski

"We in the U.A.E. have no such word as 'impossible'; it does not exist in our lexicon. Such a word is used by the lazy and the weak, who fear challenges and progress."

- Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum

"At the end of this ruler there's an idiot!"

- Susan Wischnack

"Unapologetic when we f*ck up the night."

- Beyoncé

"I wanna do a cartwheel. But real casual-like. Not enough to make a big deal out of it, but I know everyone saw it. One stunning, gorgeous cartwheel."

- Creed Bratton

"yeah, I Have A Lot Of Questions. Number One—how Dare You?"

- Kelly Kapoor

"I don’t talk trash; I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical like your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You’re ugly, and I know it for a fact ’cause I got the evidence right there."

- Kelly Kapoor

"Touch a thistle timidly, and it pricks you; grasp it boldly, and its spines crumble."

- Admiral William Hasley, Jr.

"He who wants to devote himself to painting, must begin by cutting off his tongue."

- Henri Matisse

"It’s better to rule in hell than to serve in heaven."

- John Milton

"I will not be alcohol's little bitch"

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

"Be crazy, be weird, don’t be afraid of what anybody thinks."

"It should be entered into with abandon or not at all."