Adaptation Quotes

"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

- Douglas Adams

"Goodbye, Vietnam! That’s right, I’m history, I’m outta here, I got the lucky ticket home, baby."

- Good Morning Vietnam

"Grief is like a moving river, it's always changing. I would say in some ways it just gets worse. It's just that the more time that passes, the more you miss someone."

- Michelle Williams

"No More Caffeine For You."

- Lilo

"If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude."

- Amy Tan

"About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment and next door; they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie."

- Klaus Kinski

"Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same."

- Benjamin Franklin

"In the old days, you would have one lawyer to handle everything: speeding tickets, buying a house, contracts, litigation, real estate, copyrights, leasing, entertainment, intellectual property, forensic accounting, criminal offenses… the list goes on. Now, you have to have a separate lawyer for each one of those categories!"

- James Belushi

"I didn’t plan on being a single mom, but you have to deal with the cards you are dealt the best way you can."

- Tichina Arnold

"I didn't plan on being a single mom, but you have to deal with the cards you are dealt the best way you can."

- Tichina Arnold

"As a single mom, you just have to realize that the day-to-day is going to be a %@$&;show, for lack of a better phrase. You have to be flexible, be there for school drop offs, pick ups, and the madness of it all."

- Christine Michel Carter

"Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse."

- Rebecca West

"You got to put your behind in your past."

- Pumbaa

"It's times like this my buddy Timon here says: you got to put your behind in your past."

- Pumbaa

"The quickest way to spoil a friendship is to wake somebody up in the morning before he is ready."

- E.B. White

"Mornings are like a speed bump on the way to breakfast."

- Wallace Shawn

"If you think I’m one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you’re wrong. I’m invariably ill-tempered in the early morning."

- Daphne du Maurier

"There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up."

- Kristen Chandler

"Good morning is an oxymoron."

- Jim Davis

"I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now."

- Louisa May Alcott

"As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?"

- Cassandra Clare

"Coffee first. Schemes later."

- Leanna Renee Hieber

"Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better."

- Justina Chen

"Adaptability is the name of the game; if you understand that you must now be adaptable and flexible, you will find a way to succeed in your career."

- Miles Anthony Smith

"Chicago is an October sort of city, even in spring."

- Nelson Algren

"We are really going to miss trying to avoid you around here."

"Having awesome colleagues is a bad habit, because it’ll be impossible to work with someone else now that you’re leaving. Goodbye."

"October: The month when everyone pretends to like pumpkin spice."

"February is like a relationship status on Facebook: it's complicated."

"February is nature's way of reminding us that patience is a virtue... especially when waiting for spring."