First, I went left; he did too. Then I went right, and he did, too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

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"I always want to become better. If never being satisfied is a problem, then I have it. At least it's a good problem."

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Personal Growth

"If you are too nice, you will just get eaten alive. The football world is not always a nice place."

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Courage

"I don’t believe in luck, I only believe in hard work."

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Hard Work

"I spent my life trying not to be arrogant. But when you're the best, you start telling it."

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Self-confidence

"Swedish style? No. Yugoslavian style? Of course not. It has to be Zlatan-style."

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"It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent."

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"In old age is wisdom; understanding in a long life."

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"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases."

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"Until the lion tells his side of the story, the tale of the hunt will always glorify the hunter."

- Zimbabwean Proverb

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