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"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are."

- Will Ferrell

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"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are."

- Will Ferrell

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""Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."—Will Ferrell"

- Will Ferrell

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"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."

- Will Ferrell

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"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."

- Will Ferrell

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"It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent."

- Charlie Munger

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"So be careful to live your life wisely, not foolishly."

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"In old age is wisdom; understanding in a long life."

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"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases."

- Bridger Winegar

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"Until the lion tells his side of the story, the tale of the hunt will always glorify the hunter."

- Zimbabwean Proverb

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