Quote by Weird Al Yankovic
I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on. And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn. And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder. When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder. And if that isn't love…I don't know what love is.

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