Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

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"Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill."

- W.C. Fields

Belief

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

- W.C. Fields

Happiness

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

- W.C. Fields

Motivation

"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."

- W.C. Fields

Self-esteem

"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon."

- W.C. Fields

Aspirations

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"It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent."

- Charlie Munger

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"So be careful to live your life wisely, not foolishly."

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"In old age is wisdom; understanding in a long life."

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"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases."

- Bridger Winegar

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"Until the lion tells his side of the story, the tale of the hunt will always glorify the hunter."

- Zimbabwean Proverb

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