Quote by Tina Fey
Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantsless when your baby walks around pantsless.

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"Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy."

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"Always the most important rule of beauty, which is: Who cares?"

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"Follow your fear."

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"Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion."

- Tina Fey

Motivation

"Bitches get stuff done."

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"Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance."

- Anne Lamott

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"Tuesdays are for chasing rainbows and dancing in the rain."

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"You have turned for me my mourning into dancing; you have loosed my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness."

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"Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!"

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"The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays."

- W. C. Jones

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