“I think that all government is a waster of taxpayer money. My dream is to have the park system privatized and run entirely by for-profit corporations, like Chuck E. Cheese.”
"If you don’t believe in love, what’s the point of living?"
- Ron Swanson
Love
"Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon."
- Ron Swanson
Awareness
"There is only one bad word: taxes."
- Ron Swanson
Belief
"I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures."
- Ron Swanson
Belief
"Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness."
- Ron Swanson
Happiness
"It is at the moment of death that humanity has value."
- Archer
Philosophy
"Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love or just because… No matter how pathetic the reason, it’s enough to start a war. War will never cease to exist… reasons can be thought up after the fact… Human nature pursues strife."
- Paine
Philosophy
"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves."
- Eric Sevareid
Philosophy
"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
- Theodor Seuss Geisel
Philosophy
"Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home."
- G.K. Chesterton
Philosophy