I don’t want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.

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"If you don’t believe in love, what’s the point of living?"

- Ron Swanson

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"Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon."

- Ron Swanson

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"There is only one bad word: taxes."

- Ron Swanson

Belief

"I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures."

- Ron Swanson

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"Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness."

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"Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."

- Joshua J. Marine

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"The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it."

- Epicurus

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"It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness."

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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"The battles that count aren’t the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself—the invisible, inevitable battles inside all of us—that’s where it’s at."

- Jesse Owens

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"If there is no struggle, there is no progress."

- Frederick Douglass

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