I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar.

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"If you don’t believe in love, what’s the point of living?"

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"Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon."

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"There is only one bad word: taxes."

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"I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures."

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"Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness."

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"Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!"

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