“The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.”
"If you don’t believe in love, what’s the point of living?"
- Ron Swanson
Love
"Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon."
- Ron Swanson
Awareness
"There is only one bad word: taxes."
- Ron Swanson
Belief
"I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures."
- Ron Swanson
Belief
"Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness."
- Ron Swanson
Happiness
"The worth of a person lies in their character, not in their looks."
- Beauty and the Beast
Integrity
"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Integrity
"Be content to act, and leave the talking to others."
- Baltasar Gracian
Integrity
"Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t care."
- Hachiman Hikigaya
Integrity
"What is right? What is wrong? In this mixed up world, deciding what is right and wrong is not easy. You can’t just go by somebody else’s rules. If you let yourself be controlled like that, you’ll just become a puppet that can’t make decisions on its own. You have to live by your rules."
- Gintoki Sakata
Integrity