There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.

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"If you don’t believe in love, what’s the point of living?"

- Ron Swanson

Love

"Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon."

- Ron Swanson

Awareness

"There is only one bad word: taxes."

- Ron Swanson

Belief

"I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures."

- Ron Swanson

Belief

"Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness."

- Ron Swanson

Happiness

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"Hurt me with the truth. But never comfort me with a lie."

- Erza Scarlet

Honesty

"If you keep on hiding your true feelings, who is going to be happy? If you are sad, you should say it out loud!"

- Haruhi Fujioka

Honesty

"A romantic relationship requires honesty between a couple."

- Tzipi Livni

Honesty

"Always admit when you’re wrong. You’ll save thousands in therapy… and a few friendships too."

- Harvey Fierstein

Honesty

"A sister is a friend you don’t have to avoid the truth with."

- Michelle Malm

Honesty