In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families: that they are at least two-thirds incontinent.

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"To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness."

- Robert Brault

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"To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms, but absolutely terrified of the word boo."

- Robert Brault

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"Love is given to us as a time, but to keep it always, we must make it a place."

- Robert Brault

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"Turn your love into promises, that when you doubt your love, you may simply ask, “Am I keeping my promises?”"

- Robert Brault

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"A parent's love is whole no matter how many times divided."

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"Love your family, work super hard, live your passion."

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"Christmas is a time for family, for being together, for creating memories that last a lifetime."

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"The best gift of all is the gift of family."

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"At Christmas, all roads lead home."

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"Family is what makes this season so special."

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