When a friend warned him that alcohol was slow poison, Robert Benchley replied, "So who's in a hurry?"

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"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment."

- Robert Benchley

Awareness

"It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous."

- Robert Benchley

Personal Growth

"It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous."

- Robert Benchley

Persistence

"There are two kinds of travel: first class and with children."

- Robert Benchley

Family

"In America, there are two classes of travel: first-class and with children."

- Robert Benchley

Family

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"It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent."

- Charlie Munger

Wisdom

"So be careful to live your life wisely, not foolishly."

Wisdom

"In old age is wisdom; understanding in a long life."

Wisdom

"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases."

- Bridger Winegar

Wisdom

"Until the lion tells his side of the story, the tale of the hunt will always glorify the hunter."

- Zimbabwean Proverb

Wisdom