If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.

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"It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you."

- Roald Dahl

Love

"It’s a funny thing about mothers... Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful."

- Roald Dahl

Love

""For all you know, a witch may be living next door to you right now.""

- Roald Dahl

Awareness

"For all you know, a witch may be living next door to you right now."

- Roald Dahl

Awareness

"A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men."

- Roald Dahl

Balance

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"Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance."

- Anne Lamott

Joy

"Tuesdays are for chasing rainbows and dancing in the rain."

Joy

"You have turned for me my mourning into dancing; you have loosed my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness."

Joy

"Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!"

Joy

"The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays."

- W. C. Jones

Joy