""True love is singing karaoke 'Under Pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.""

- Mindy Kaling

"Motherhood is basically finding activities for children in three-hour pockets of time for the rest of your life."

- Mindy Kaling

"I figure if I’m gonna be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess."

- Mindy Kaling

"‘Best friend’ isn’t a person—it’s a tier."

- Mindy Kaling

"One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about."

- Mindy Kaling