“They say that your wedding day goes by in such a flash that you’re lucky if you even get a piece of your own cake. I say that’s crazy. I say let them eat cake. Margaret Thatcher said that about marriage. Smart broad.”
"I am an early bird and a night owl... so I am wise and I have worms."
- Michael Scott
Balance
"An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. An office is a place where dreams come true."
- Michael Scott
Well-being
"I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms."
- Michael Scott
Balance
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
- Michael Scott
Connection to Earth
"The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends."
- Michael Scott
Connection to Earth
"It is at the moment of death that humanity has value."
- Archer
Philosophy
"Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love or just because… No matter how pathetic the reason, it’s enough to start a war. War will never cease to exist… reasons can be thought up after the fact… Human nature pursues strife."
- Paine
Philosophy
"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves."
- Eric Sevareid
Philosophy
"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
- Theodor Seuss Geisel
Philosophy
"Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home."
- G.K. Chesterton
Philosophy