Yesterday I was tough and direct; today I have to be charming. Basically, yesterday I was Hillary Clinton and today I am Bill.

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"Ann, you poetic, noble land mermaid."

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"You know my code: hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries."

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"When you love something, you don't threaten it. You don't punish it. You fight for it. You take care of it. You put it first."

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