"Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants."

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"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."

- Kevin James

Happiness

"Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is often? I dream about eating so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out at the table. Please don’t deny me that."

- Kevin James

Gratitude

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"Love your family, work super hard, live your passion."

- Gary Vaynerchuk

Family

"Christmas is a time for family, for being together, for creating memories that last a lifetime."

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"The best gift of all is the gift of family."

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"At Christmas, all roads lead home."

- Marjorie Holmes

Family

"Family is what makes this season so special."

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