"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."

- Vince Lombardi

"Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!"

- Charlie Brown

"People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass."

- Sophia Petrillo

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work."

- Robert Orben

"If you think your boss is stupid, remember: You wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter."

- John Gotti